Practice Safe Work Staring contest video: Text transcript with description of visuals

We’re in a waiting room with a poster on the wall that says “Lost eyeball club.” There’s a row of hard plastic chairs against the wall, a nearly empty vending machine and a water dispenser with a label that says “eye drops.” There are two eyeballs onscreen – one with a blue iris and one with a brown iris – they both have a mouth, arms and legs. Blue eyeball is holding a small paper cone that he’s filled with eye drops and Brown eyeball is on the floor, reaching through the dispensing flap on the vending machine, trying to grab a snack.

A new green eyeball rolls into frame and bumps into the eye drop water dispenser.

Blue eyeball turns towards the Green eyeball who’s rubbing the top of her “head.”

Green eyeball gets to her feet and turns to talk to Blue eyeball. In the background you can see another eyeball sitting on one of the plastic chairs.

Brown eyeball shifts to face Green eyeball and gives her “finger guns.”

Green eyeball asks Blue eyeball.

Pan over to Derek who is the eyeball sitting on the row of plastic chairs. He has inflamed blood vessels all over him, as though, as an eyeball, he’s dry and irritated.

Green eyeball notices Derek for the first time. Blue eyeball throws his paper cone to the floor in disgust. Brown eyeball puts her hands on her “hips” and pouts.

The words “Keep your bits” and #PracticeSafeWork appear onscreen above the WSIB logo.